Don Q, Vanza, and their five achievements for the week

Lone Odor asked Don Q what five achievements he unlocked this week. "I drove my perfect golf cart, I signed the best executive orders, I gave the best speech about the best tariffs, that speech made the world's toughest men cry, and I yelled at the worst clouds anyone has ever seen." "Fine, Don Q," said Lone Odor, looking past Don Q at the window painted on the wall. "And you, Vanza?" "I also gave a speech, mine made all the Europeans cry, Don Q's sons and I went hyena hunting, I had Don Q's walls repainted, and I threw my children under the swasticar again." "Fine, Vanza," said Lone Odor. (Andrew Shields, #111Words, 23 February 2025)