Monday, July 31, 2006


Miles came up with the following joke today:

A man is sitting on the floor playing chess. The cook comes in and asks him what he is doing. "I'm playing chess on the floor because it looks like a chessboard," says the man. "That's a rather large board," says the cook. "But it's okay, the crib is on the icebox," says the man.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'd say it's high time for Miles to meet these three old riddle-jokes:

What's green, and has wheels?

What's blue and yellow, and dingle-dangles from the ceiling?

Why is a mouse when it flies?

{{ Answers available upon request. }}

-- dhsh