The Felon of the United States

The Felon of the United States has recently moved back into the Hush Money House at 1600 Grifter Avenue in Launderington, District of Corruption, where he idles around in the Offender's Office, scribbles Execution Orders at the Irresolute Desk, watches Fox and False Friends on his television every morning, and spends all day decrying those who say anything against him, the Convict in Chief, as Vermin and Radical Left Thugs. With every ALL-CAPS screed the Real Adjudicated Rapist posts to his social-media accounts, his supporters send him money for his latest pyramid scheme and applaud his refusal to show mercy to those they want their Hunted Witch to be cruel to. (Andrew Shields, #111words, 23 January 2025)