Last October at Foney Island, while Vanza admired the rollercoasters, the huge crowd, and the cotton candy, Don Q turned his back on it all and spoke to the Six Flacks who follow him everywhere: “Like all of Plunderland without me, Foney Island is the worst, its rollercoasters rusting, its attendance numbers collapsing, and its cotton candy disgusting.” Yesterday, with Vanza, Don Q returned to Foney Island, waved his arms at the rollercoasters, the crowds, and the cotton candy, and spoke to the Six Flacks: “Thanks to my return, Foney Island once again has the best rollercoaster, crowds, and cotton candy in all of Plunderland, the greatest country in the world.” (Andrew Shields, #111words, 9 February 2025)
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