My sentence for today (May 8, 2006):
"The toilet is kind of like a diaper, so when you're on the toilet, you don't need a diaper."
(Luisa was on the toilet, practicing ... well, being on the toilet. I call it practicing, because only once has she ever actually done anything on the toilet besides sit there.)
Miles just had a good one, too:
"We live in the middle of the world, but the middle of the world is everywhere."
(I'm not sure what brought this one on, but we had just been discussing what the word "native" means, in the context of Swallows and Amazons.)