Miles came up with the following joke today:
A man is sitting on the floor playing chess. The cook comes in and asks him what he is doing. "I'm playing chess on the floor because it looks like a chessboard," says the man. "That's a rather large board," says the cook. "But it's okay, the crib is on the icebox," says the man.
I'd say it's high time for Miles to meet these three old riddle-jokes:
ReplyDeleteWhat's green, and has wheels?
What's blue and yellow, and dingle-dangles from the ceiling?
Why is a mouse when it flies?
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-- dhsh